Frequently Asked Questions

Curious about becoming a member? Want to know more about our mission and beliefs? Just simply curious? Check out our FAQ below for more information.

Do I have to truly believe in the Terrifying Pink Thing in order to join?

Absolutely not! Approximately 68% of our current membership identify as skeptics and are interested in the cryptozoological nature of the TPT and the folklore surrounding it. While membership includes invitation to participate in various rituals and other events, you may also simply enjoy the aesthetic or “vibes” of our group and still be a valued member.

What does membership in the Pink Acolyte Union mean?

Upon signing up, members receive a ritual candle and cup, a book of simple 1-person rituals and meditation prompts, a set of tracks, and a membership medallion. Upon joining you will be included on the monthly newsletter that catalogs recent findings surrounding research into the TPT, possible recent manifestations, and other writings from our membership.

Basic membership is life long as does not require a monthly subscription. All members receive exclusive discount codes on future purchases of artwork and other objects in our store. Higher levels of membership include monthly perks, including free one-of-a-kind artwork made by Endeeyoh, invitation to exclusive events, and more. Membership comes with zero obligation to participate or otherwise connect.

Is this a cult or pyramid scheme?

No. Your information is never sold, you will not be required to evangelize or otherwise recruit for the union, and you are not required to pay any monthly dues. Additional payment beyond the initial purchase of a starter membership kit is unnecessary to receive most benefits of union membership.

Ok, but what is this really?

We have a page for that, but fair warning, it might be considered a “cognito hazard” to some.